*BREAKING* @faceman's sail boat stranded near Cabo San Lucas. His daughter is extremely ill.

this one, maybe.



If it's not him then he's not on the boat.

maybe he went down with the ship

faceman is not on the boat

his wife and daughter however are in that rescue pic

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faceman is not on the boat

his wife and daughter however are in that rescue pic

wife on left with green hat?

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naw. he still has a 401k to borrow from

and a job...

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wife on left with green hat?

arms are pretty jacked from trying to balance herself during all that alone time on the dreaded seas

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and jacking him during nap time

oops...I meant to post "adult time" not "alone time"

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this sail boat looks completely sea-worthy.

We can all tell it's worthiness from that 1995 newspaper clipping quality photo

america kept them all from being dead

america kept them all from being dead

Not america.

Amurica.

Not america.

Amurica.

fuck yeah

this sail boat looks completely sea-worthy.

That tsunami fucked him up.

and after being saved by murica he will continue to reject us and live in mexico

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and after being saved by murica he will continue to reject us and live in mexico

Nope. He'll put them in school here, after contributing jack shit to the schools, who exist on property taxes.

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cnn once again reposting this. the comments tho

https://www.facebook.com/cnn/posts/10152451141446509

god damn dude is being put on blast

god damn dude is being put on blast

and if everything went smoothly, he'd be praised to no end on giving the kids a great life full of great experiences.

Its always a one way street with opinions in this world. If someone does something and it works, you are a hero, but heaven forbid something bad happens because it's the end of the fucking world now.

Opinions are like assholes, we all have them.. If you don't agree with his method of raising his kids, then you raise them your way.

Both are retarded but "send them the bill" is 100x more ridiculous than "they are bad parents"