*BREAKING* @faceman's sail boat stranded near Cabo San Lucas. His daughter is extremely ill.

Sailing around the globe makes you a fuckin badass because it's safer than driving to work. Wait.

I made it safe to work today driving in

http://www.nbcchicago.com/news/natio...lowTwt_CHBrand

That brunette doing the report would get it.

calculated risks are for faggots. life is meant to be lived indoors.

Basements

Anybody know if Faceman has showed his face around here since?

Anybody know if Faceman has showed his face around here since?

I bet he feels stupid as fuck and is ashamed of himself. I doubt we'll see much of him on Xerq anymore.

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I made it safe to work today driving in

Your accomplishment is equal to that of successfully circumnavigating the globe with your entire family in a tiny sailboat.

You have braved many dangers. You should write a book.

Maybe faceman was smart for taking the baby knowing that in the event of a sudden situation, he can fire off the distress signal and a neighboring country would invest the time to save them since the baby was on board?




Seems like he did think this one through after all.

he has, but covertly, since he shortened his screenname to only "man"

A- for effort but that was terrible

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cos he lost face get it

cos he lost face get it

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he has, but covertly, since he shortened his screenname to only "man"

In for renaming his account to "Little Buddy."

He is a moron who should have his kids taken away.

And the navy should give him a fucking bill.

Fucking moron,

He is a moron who should have his kids taken away.

And the navy should give him a fucking bill.

Fucking moron,

the irony

my god, the US armed forces actually helping out American citizens. this is clearly a gross misuse of our resources, we need to be using all of them overseas!

I really want to see @faceman's first post after all this is settled. He's got a shitton of explaining to do.

I really want to see @faceman's first post after all this is settled. He's got a shitton of explaining to do.

i'm sure his first priority is justifying his actions to an autistic walmart employee

i'm sure his first priority is justifying his actions to an autistic walmart employee

Im not really following the story. Hes good and alive now as are his kides?

i'm sure his first priority is justifying his actions to an autistic walmart employee

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Yeah. They're all on a Navy ship to San Diego. Everyone is stable. They sunk his boat in the Pacific because it was a navigational hazard.

is that how people get lost?

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